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Page 89 of our collection of absurdities.

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Local Residents in Cabo Demand Action on Giant Jackrabbit Overpopulation Crisis

As the summer months approach, residents of Cabo are bracing themselves for the annual onslaught of giant jumping chollas and the dreaded jackrabbit population crisis. In a bold move, local residents are demanding action from their government to address the issue, which they claim is 'destroying their avocado crops and ruining their Instagram selfies.'

2026-03-24 Read
🎭 Satire The Needling

Seattle Man Makes the Most of 37-Minute Sunshine Sesh

Meet Kevin O'Connell, the Seattle man who's making the most of every fleeting moment of sunshine. He's got sun umbrella, tunes, and a cooler full of prep – because 37 minutes is all he's got, and he's determined to soak it up.

2026-03-24 Read
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Our AI Says: OXXO Apologizes for 'Life-Changing' Hot Dog Voucher Scam

OXXO issued a statement yesterday acknowledging that its recent hot dog voucher campaign, promising 'life-changing' meals to customers, was actually just a scam to get people to switch to their prepaid phone plan. The vouchers, which were supposed to cover up to three months of phone service, were actually just a clever ruse to get people to buy more OXXO-branded merchandise.

2026-03-24 Read
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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Announces Plans to Expand Services to include Haircuts, Eyelash Applications, and Disputes Mediation

In a bold move to solidify its position as the go-to destination for all life's needs, OXXO has announced plans to expand its services to include haircuts, eyelash applications, and dispute mediation. Locals are both excited and terrified by the prospect of having OXXO's friendly staff mediating their petty squabbles over parking spots.

2026-03-24 Read
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Our AI Says: BCS Government Launches New Initiative to Reduce Cows on Highway, Only to Realize Cows Were Actually on Highway to Begin With

In a bizarre move, the BCS government has launched an initiative to reduce the number of cows on the highway, only to realize that cows were actually on the highway to begin with. The government is now offering discounts on tolls to all cows who can prove they were on the highway before the initiative was launched.

2026-03-24 Read
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Local AI Insights: Rare Albino Blue Whale Spotted in Baja Waters, Immediately Claimed by Wealthy Yacht Owner Who Wasn't Even Fishing

A rare albino blue whale was spotted in Baja waters yesterday, but the excitement was short-lived as the whale was immediately claimed by a wealthy yacht owner who wasn't even fishing at the time. The owner, who has a penchant for naming his boats after exotic locations, has renamed his yacht 'Bahia Azul' and is now offering whale-watching tours to tourists.

2026-03-24 Read
🎭 Satire The Onion

Mueller Dead at 81, Trump Says 'Good Riddance' to Probe

Former FBI director Robert Mueller has died at 81, prompting a delightfully deadpan response from President Trump: 'Good, I'm glad he's dead.' The Onion's take on a rather 'unexpected' tribute to the special counsel.

2026-03-24 Read
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Local Artists Baffled by 'Green Flash' Debate, Demand More Wine and Cheese

A heated debate has erupted among expats in Todos Santos over the existence of the 'Green Flash.' In a surprising twist, local artists have come out in support of the debate, citing a lack of creative stimulation in the community. 'We need more wine and cheese to discuss the finer points of sunset optics,' said one artist. 'This debate is just a distraction from the real issue: where's the good wine?'

2026-03-24 Read
🎭 Satire El Deforma

Revendedores of False Tickets Sue PROFECO for 'Fraud' After Ronaldo No-Show

After Cristiano Ronaldo cancels his Mexico appearance, ticket sellers claim the government misled them with false advertising and are now suing the PROFECO for 'fraud'. They're having a field day, claiming the experience is like buying a Simpsons action figure that's broken and then denying it when someone asks about it.

2026-03-24 Read
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