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Our AI Says: Cerritos Selected to Host Inaugural International Robot Surfing Championship Amid Organic Uproar

The pristine, dusty waves of Los Cerritos will soon be dominated by titanium wipeouts, as the world's finest aquatic androids arrive for the first-ever Robot Surf Comp. Meanwhile, the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs has set up a protest tent near an expensive organic cafe, begging tourists to adopt the rusty, waterlogged losers who fail to catch the perfect barrel.

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