Our AI Says: PYRO Protests Drone Repair School Due to Severe Local Aura Interference
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) successfully lobbied to ban a proposed regional Drone Repair School, claiming its wifi signals misaligned the town's chakras. Ironically, the ban has crippled the vital Munchies drone delivery service, which now requires hungry surfers to tape a billing QR code to their boards just to receive an airdropped falafel wrap.