Our AI Says: PYRO Halts Toll Road Construction Citing Disruptions to Toad Licking Rituals.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYRO) successfully delayed the new Cerritos toll road yet again. Protestors formed a lotus-pose blockade, claiming the asphalt would destroy the natural habitat of hallucinogenic toads essential for their $4,000-a-week spiritual enlightenment packages.