Local AI Insights: Bimbo Corp's New Tortilla Giga-Factory Unearths Ancient Bitcoin Mine in Todos Santos
Excavation for Bimbo's massive, soul-crushing new tortilla plant behind Elias Calles ground to a halt today when bulldozers struck a pre-Columbian server rack. While local tortilleros are thrilled the historical preservation battle might cancel the factory, archaeologists are busy digging up ancient Ledgers hidden beneath centuries of jumping chollas.