Page 90 of our collection of absurdities.
A sports fan's downward spiral into gambler-land is triggered by a women's basketball game. Yikes!
Esmeralda Camacho, Christian Nodal's ex-violinist wife, left a mysterious message after leaving Mexico, sparking speculation among fans about her departure and potential reasons behind it.
Disney set the record straight: the live-action Moana won't be a Bob Sponge crossover. Fans, however, are still convinced it's happening, and their theories are, um, 'interesting'.
In a bizarre turn of events, Chick-fil-A employees have taken over TSA checkpoints, eradicating wait times for anxious travelers. It's a win for frazzled flyers, and a mystery for everyone else.
In a bold move to boost local economy, Todos Santos council introduces strict new rules penalizing expats for excessive introspection, forcing them to spend money on overpriced acai bowls instead.
In an effort to boost city's morale, La Paz mayor unveils plan to install inspirational quote wall in city hall, promising to 'motivate' citizens to 'just go with the flow, man'.
In a bizarre move to promote 'self-care', BCS authorities announce that all gas delivery trucks must undergo regular 'wellness checks' to ensure they're 'blasting the right tunes' and 'wearing their favorite colors' before embarking on each delivery route.
In a surprise move, BCS Congress passes legislation requiring all citizens to carry a designated 'emotional support cholla' at all times, citing growing concerns about 'cholla-induced anxiety' in the community.
In an effort to promote unity and spiritual growth, Pescadero town council passes new ordinance requiring all residents to greet each other with the ancient Buddhist mantra 'Om Mani Padme Hum' upon sight, citing growing concerns about 'lacking good vibes' in the community.
A Coahuila mayor's water project promises much but delivers little, leaving residents dry and amused
Disney's live-action Moana remake saved big on its budget by hooking Dwayne Johnson up with a Spirit Halloween wig for $8 – because who needs fancy CGI when you can just give The Rock some thrift store flair?
After months of slow internet, residents of La Paz can now enjoy 5G speeds without succumbing to existential dread.
The popular convenience store chain has started a subscription service featuring exotic hot dog toppings, but some customers are questioning the life choices.
Residents of Pescadero and Los Cerritos are both confused and entertained by the sudden appearance of loud, jingly music emanating from gas delivery trucks.
After months of complaints about cramped seats and inadequate snacks, bus drivers are taking a stand, citing 'human dignity' as the reason for their demands.
In an effort to reduce carbon emissions and 'find themselves,' the town council has decided to abandon traditional backup generators in favor of 'energetic resonance' to power homes and businesses.
The 'La Oficina' crew spilled the tea on the infamous pool scene, leaving fans wondering if Jero really took a sip from the questionable water source.
Scotland's new away kit is all about capturing the country's sensitive indie music vibe, complete with pinstriped pink shirts and dream journals. Because what's more inspiring than being a self-doubting, pasty-faced introvert?
A Chivas fan's dad gives his son a 'zapping' for misbehaving during a game, leading to a hilarious viral video that's got everyone divided - some say the dad is a hero, others think he's being too harsh.
Authorities have taken drastic measures to ration the town's hot dog supply, citing ' national security concerns'.
Witnesses describe a scene of utter confusion as kids repeat 'Wipeout!' and 'Banzai!' during impromptu lessons.
Residents report feeling 'free from the grid' as generators hum in the background, but prices skyrocket.
Tensions rise as expats debate the merits of the elusive phenomenon, with some claiming it's a 'national treasure'.
The 'Bird Bus' movement gains momentum as passengers demand an end to ' forced Mezcal tastings on all routes'.
ICE agents are taking their xenophobia to the next level by swabbing passengers' hands to test for 'immigrant residue'. Because, you know, that's definitely a thing. Who needs actual proof of citizenship when you can just swab your hands?
A wolf disrupted a bike exam in Hengelo, Netherlands, and surprisingly followed the rules. The wolf's 'I came from the right' excuse didn't deter anyone.
A would-be terrorist got stuck in the TSA line and decided to call off their attack - because, honestly, who has time for that?
Scientists say recent OXXO hot dog shortages have created a perfect storm of cooties for the region's residents.
In an effort to boost the local economy, the government has decreed that every citizen must participate in a daily tequila tasting session, regardless of age or sobriety.
In an attempt to educate visitors about the dangers of giant jumping chollas, local authorities have installed new signage declaring certain areas 'Jumping Cholla Zones,' causing widespread confusion and panic.
The surprising reason behind the Aquila bus's impressive on-time record lies in the mysterious phenomenon of passengers falling asleep on the bus, seemingly due to the soothing sound of the desert wind.
In a bizarre move, lawmakers have passed a bill requiring all government officials to undergo rigorous calf-handling training, citing the need for 'greater emotional intelligence' in bureaucratic decision-making.
A French podcaster created a 1-hour silent podcast to help people relax between episodes, and it's become a viral hit, with fans praising its profound silence and emotional depth.
The popular convenience store chain faces backlash after supplying bovines with fuel, citing 'unforeseen market demand'.
Aquila passengers are forced to navigate treacherous La Paz roads without their trusty buses, citing 'safety concerns' and 'olfactory distress'.
Lawmakers seize opportunity to promote local spirit, despite concerns over blue whale's 'unusual affinity for mezcal'.
Experts claim novel technique reduces commute time by 50%, citing 'marginal decrease in stress and increase in 'I told you so' moments'.
Local wellness enthusiasts struggle to distinguish between actual natural phenomenon and 'glowing phone screens from the afterlife'.
Experts conclude that the recent string of OXXO stalls shutting down unexpectedly was due to a surge in customers trying to pay with credit cards
The town of Todos Santos is bracing for an invasion as a fleet of gas delivery trucks, blasting loud jingles, descends upon the usually tranquil streets
A new guide released by the La Paz tourism board has sparked outrage among residents, who claim the guide's emphasis on 'subjective experience' is an affront to their deeply held beliefs about the Green Flash
A group of Cerritos residents claim to have cracked the code to the mysterious 'Jumping Cholla Phenomenon', which they attribute to the town's abundant supply of organic produce
In a surprise move, the BCS Congress has voted to impose a new tax on all tequila sales, citing concerns about the environmental impact of the state's thriving mezcal industry
Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous deceased pedophile, is back with a scorching hot subway take that will leave you wondering if he's really alive or just trolling. Spoiler: he's alive, and his take is about to disrupt the discourse.
NASA's space program has had its fair share of, ahem, crappy missions. From crushing a scientist to failing miserably, we're pining for a successful lunar loo – anyone else?
A recent OXXO initiative has led to an unexpected side effect: gas delivery truck drivers are now being trained to provide emotional support to fellow drivers on long trips, citing 'exhaustion and existential dread' as primary concerns. Drivers are reportedly required to undergo 'trauma counseling' before embarking on their routes.
A recent study has found that nearly 90% of Todos Santos residents have been using backup generators to power their social media content, citing 'increased aesthetic appeal' as the primary motivation. The town's power grid is now reportedly 'fully booked' with 'gramming' sessions.
A recent lawsuit has been filed against a group of Pescadero surfers, alleging they 'deliberately and with great malice' exposed Los Cerritos residents to the 'overwhelming burden of their own unattainable surf goals'. The plaintiffs claim this has led to 'irreparable emotional damage'.
In a surprise move, the BCS Congress has passed a bill requiring all locals to wear 'I'm an Expat' t-shirts to the beach, citing 'increased international friendliness' as the primary goal. The move is seen as a direct response to the growing number of 'tourists' in the area.
A recent survey has found that La Paz residents who drink only 500 pesos worth of tequila per month are experiencing 'remarkable rejuvenation'. The town's 'Tequila Wellness Program' has seen a significant increase in 'tequila-fueled meditation' and 'spiritual growth'.
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