The Pesky Toad

Forget Tinder, the hottest new romance is with a fast-food logo. This guide bravely tackles introducing your 'Wendion' to the folks, suggesting you build up to the shock. Apparently, admitting you're attracted to a Minion-burger mashup is better than admitting you still live in their basement.

Sources claim the 'public program for personal promotion' was actually a thinly veiled archaeological expedition for pre-Columbian crypto. The Mayor’s digital wallet is now reportedly richer than the entire municipality, further delaying bureaucratic inquiries in La Paz.

Baja California Sur is experiencing a worsening energy crisis, with over 70 reported power outages since late May. Federal authorities have promised equipment to boost generation, but there's no guarantee it will be sufficient.

Swimply, described as the 'Airbnb of pools,' lets people rent out their swimming pools by the hour, helping owners offset maintenance costs. The company represents the growing trend of the Airbnb-ification of your entire life, where nearly everything is rentable.

A municipal police officer in Tijuana has been provisionally suspended following an altercation where she allegedly prevented a mother from attending her child's school graduation ceremony on July 7. The suspension was ordered by the Tijuana Sindicatura (legal oversight office).

Official figures show a 95% increase in extortion cases in Baja California Sur in 2026 compared to 2025, with a more than 283% rise compared to 2024. The state ranks sixth nationally for extortion incidents per capita.

La Paz city authorities have reported acts of vandalism against the 'La Ardilla 1' and 'La Ardilla 2' water wells, filing complaints with the State Attorney General's Office. Officials warn of potential attempts to sabotage public services.

Workers at the National Water Commission (CONAGUA) in La Paz are maintaining protests, initially demanding the removal of the local head, Julio Villarreal. The demands have now expanded to include the dismissal of the administrative liaison subdirector, Adriana García Amador, due to alleged negligence.

The world is abuzz with rumors that Lionel Messi might be crowned Miss Universe, because, well, he's 'the best.' Apparently, the pageant is considering replacing the runway with penalty shootouts.

A construction company is allegedly extracting stone illegally near the Sierra la Laguna Biosphere Reserve in Caduañó, Los Cabos. Additionally, sand extraction near a bridge in La Paz is reportedly endangering infrastructure.

Competitors stranded without Pacifico; advanced robotics refuse to proceed without proper transaction. Judges consider declaring a 'no contest' until the embattled OXXO technician arrives via the next Aquila bus, which is, naturally, running late.