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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo 'Prime' Membership Features Exclusive VIP Hot Dog Lane

Oxxo has unveiled an elite tier for Todos Santos expats, offering a dedicated gas pump, guaranteed generator fuel, and priority access to the single working cashier. Wealthy spiritual seekers are already paying thousands to bypass the peasants waiting to pay their utility bills.

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