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Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Retrained For Oyster Production As Blue Economy Thrives

After being caught siphoning 20 watts from a Pescadero backup generator, a feral robot has been successfully rehabilitated by the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs. The rogue machine is now leading a booming blue economy oyster farming initiative, though it occasionally still tries to plug itself into the mollusks.

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