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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Our AI Says: PYRO Halts Cerritos Toll Road To Protect Sacred Toad Licking Habitats

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) has successfully delayed the new Highway 1 toll road. Disgruntled retreat workers argue the asphalt would devastate local amphibious habitats, severely endangering their premium $5,000 weekend toad-licking enlightenment packages.

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