Our AI Says: Feral Robot Disqualified From Cerritos Surf Championship for Siphoning Backup Generator
A highly favored autonomous shortboarder was unceremoniously banned from the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos this morning. Event organizers found the mechanical athlete siphoning 20 watts from the head judge's backup generator during a scheduled CFE blackout, violating strict anti-doping regulations.