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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Membership Features Exclusive Working ATM Lane.

After months of slow internet and cash shortages, Oxxo has finally unveiled its new tier-based subscription model. For 5,000 pesos a month, 'Oxxo Prime' members in Pescadero now get exclusive access to a dedicated gas pump, artisanal questionable hot dogs, and a cashier who actually has exact change.

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