Page 88 of our collection of absurdities.
A beer enthusiast's stunning realization that great packaging can't make up for a subpar brew, thanks to a gorgeous but awful Hazy Cave microbrew.
Residents of Todos Santos are on high alert after a giant jackrabbit was spotted roaming the dusty streets, with some claiming it was a harbinger of doom.
In a bizarre move, lawmakers in Baja California Sur have proposed a bill requiring gas delivery trucks to blast their loud jingles during CFE power outages, citing 'musical therapy' benefits.
In a shocking move, local politicians in La Paz have decided to redirect their time and energy from debating the existence of the elusive 'Green Flash' to arguing over who ate the last churro at the municipal cafe.
In a surprise move, lawmakers in Baja California Sur have introduced a bill requiring all businesses to print 'No Hay Cambio' on receipts, in a bid to promote transparency and honesty in local commerce.
Residents of Pescadero are on high alert after a giant jumping cholla was spotted in the area, leading to a surge in sales of snake-repellent jewelry and a general sense of unease among the expat community.
Todos Santos residents are being offered a new hot dog option from OXXO, featuring a mystery meat that's somehow both suspiciously pink and utterly irresistible.
Lawmakers have approved a bill making gas delivery trucks, notorious for blasting ear-piercing jingles and driving erratically, an official national treasure and a required part of every BCS resident's daily commute.
Expats in Todos Santos are at war over whether or not they actually saw the elusive 'Green Flash' at sunset, with some claiming it was a government experiment and others insisting it was a harbinger of doom – and not much else.
In a shocking turn of events, Bichir's recent fall from a building has been revealed to be just a regular Tuesday afternoon for the actor, who was 'totally fine' and 'just doing some improv' before the whole thing went down.
A recent study has confirmed what Todos Santos residents have known all along: the key to success in BCS is embracing a life of questionable spirituality and an unhealthy amount of tequila, which is somehow both grounding and liberating.
PM Anthony Albanese is expanding his hate speech laws to include people booing him, citing his love of terrorism as the only reason anyone would boo his face. Because, of course, that's what every reasonable person does when they disagree with a politician.
Residents of Todos Santos can now seek life advice from the convenience store's representatives, who claim to be 'guiding the masses' with expert advice on auras and chakras.
In a bizarre incident, a group of gas delivery truck drivers were forced to listen to 'La Cucaracha' on repeat after refusing to sing along to the traditional Mexican folk song.
A recent study found that the new bus route in Todos Santos increases the chances of spotting giant jumping chollas by 300%, but also causes frequent delays and driver frustration.
A heated debate erupted in a local coffee shop over whether or not a 'green flash' was seen during last night's sunset, with one enthusiastic expat claiming to have seen it in 2018, much to the confusion of everyone else.
Actor Bichir, who recently fell from a building, has been released from the hospital and is recovering well, thanks to a diet of 50 'No Hay Changre' sandwiches, which were deemed 'medicinal' by the hospital staff.
In a shocking move, OXXO has announced that it will provide free hot dog vouchers to Todos Santos residents who can prove they have a stable internet connection. The promotion is seen as a desperate attempt to boost sales and provide a temporary distraction from the town's perpetual lack of reliable internet.
A heated debate has erupted in La Paz over the existence of the elusive 'Green Flash', with some experts claiming it's a real phenomenon while others are convinced it's just a myth perpetuated by expat tourists. Meanwhile, locals are too busy arguing with each other to notice.
As the cost of organic produce in Baja California Sur continues to skyrocket, the population of giant jackrabbits has exploded by a staggering 300%. Experts warn that the sudden influx of these desert predators could have catastrophic consequences for the local ecosystem.
A recent study by our AI has found that the backup generators used in La Paz are emitting hazardous levels of CO2 and should be classified as such. Residents are advised to take precautions when using these generators and to never, ever try to repair them themselves.
In a bizarre move, the Baja California Sur government has announced plans to replace the region's bus system with a network of giant chollas. The plan, which is set to come into effect next month, aims to reduce traffic congestion and provide a unique tourist attraction.
In a surprise move, OXXO has activated its emergency hot dog protocol, deploying a team of highly trained hot dog vendors to the streets of Todos Santos. The move comes after a series of increasingly intense hot dog cravings were reported by local residents. The protocol involves the distribution of free, premium hot dogs to anyone who can answer a trivia question correctly.
As the frequency of CFE power outages continues to rise, backup generators in Baja California Sur have formed their own support group to cope with the stress. The group, called 'Generator Anonymous,' meets weekly to discuss their struggles with frequent shutdowns and the emotional toll of being stuck in the garage all day.
In a shocking turn of events, a group of giant jackrabbits has taken over La Paz City Hall, demanding better working conditions and more lettuce. The rabbits, who are reportedly unionized, have also established a makeshift office in the city hall basement and are holding negotiations with local officials.
As the 'Green Flash' sunset phenomenon continues to fascinate expats in Baja California Sur, a heated debate has erupted among locals over who actually saw it. The debate, which has spawned a series of increasingly absurd arguments and counter-arguments, has been dubbed the 'Great Green Flash Argument' and is showing no signs of abating.
In a bold move to boost tourism and local economy, the Pescadero council has voted to replace the town's outdated aqua pumps with tequila fountains. The move, which is expected to bring in a significant influx of visitors looking to sample the town's famous 'Tequila Sunset' cocktails, has been met with widespread approval from locals and visitors alike.
In a bizarre trend, Todos Santos residents have taken to exchanging 'I'm with stupid' postcards with 'I'm with the Toad' postcards, an apparent reaction to the town's increasing popularity among spiritual seekers and the Toad's latest satirical exploits.
Residents of Todos Santos are bracing for a battle as a group of rogue giant jackrabbits, tired of slow Wi-Fi, have taken to the streets, blocking major thoroughfares and refusing to pay their utility bills.
In a bizarre move, the BCS government has announced plans to transform the Aquila bus network into a disco ball-laden, 70s-inspired transportation system, citing the need for 'more sparkle' in the lives of locals.
A heated debate is brewing in Pescadero over whether the 'Green Flash' at sunset was, in fact, a real phenomenon or just a collective hallucination brought on by weeks of tequila-fueled expat gatherings.
In a bizarre effort to reduce lawn damage caused by wandering cows, the BCS government has partnered with gas delivery truck drivers to blast disco music from their vehicles, apparently an effective deterrent against the region's resident lawn-munching fauna.
Amazon's Jeff Bezos is using the classic 'it's not our fault, we're just super successful' excuse to cut more jobs, because why not?
Parcel delivery driver Tom Wellston is pre-filling 'Sorry We Missed You' cards the night before to save time, because who needs human interaction?
The OXXO embassy has announced a new hot dog subscription service, because what's a little stress and anxiety without a constant supply of questionable sausages?
In a shocking move, the gas delivery truck drivers union has announced its demands for better jingles and health insurance, citing the 'unbearable' stress of listening to the same catchy tune on repeat all day.
In response to the latest CFE power outage schedule, backup generator manufacturers are working around the clock to produce 'new and improved' models that can handle the increased frequency of 3-hour outages.
The eternal debate over the 'Green Flash' has reached new heights in La Paz, with locals passionately arguing over whether they actually saw it or just imagined it due to the 'overwhelming' amount of sunset Instagram posts.
In an effort to attract even more expats to the area, the Baja California Sur tourism board has launched a new campaign touting the 'unique' experience of finding yourself among the dusty roads and overpriced organic cafes of Todos Santos.
The official embassy for all life's needs has acknowledged a recent incident where it failed to provide 500 pesos in change, sparking widespread outrage among locals.
A recent sighting of the 'Demented Ice Cream Trucks' blasting their signature tune has left one woman questioning her life's purpose and the existence of happiness.
Researchers at the University of Baja Sur have identified a new subspecies of jumping cholla with an unusually aggressive territorial instinct, prompting concerns about public safety.
A veteran Aquila driver has spoken out about the poor working conditions and low wages he receives, sparking a heated debate about the rights of rural bus drivers in BCS.
A group of passionate mezcal connoisseurs has taken to the streets of La Paz to protest the recent introduction of 'Mezcal Lite,' a watered-down alternative to the traditional spirit.
The small town of Todos Santos is buzzing with excitement as OXXO, the local go-to for all life's needs, appoints a new Minister of Hot Dog Diplomacy. The new minister, a charismatic expat named 'Frankly' Jenkins, promises to 'bring people together through the universal language of hot dogs.' Locals are skeptical, but the prospect of free hot dogs with every OXXO purchase is too enticing to resist.
In a shocking move, the town of Pescadero has replaced its iconic gas delivery trucks with a fleet of Disco Tractors. The new trucks, decked out in sparkly jumpsuits and platform shoes, are blasting the Bee Gees' greatest hits as they make their way down the dusty roads. Residents are divided on the new trend, with some hailing it as a 'groovy' improvement and others complaining of the earworms.
In an effort to promote unity and cohesion, the BCS Congress has proposed a constitutional reform that would require all residents to watch at least 3 hours of local TV daily. The proposal, which has been met with widespread skepticism, aims to promote a shared cultural identity and foster a sense of community among the region's diverse populations.
A high-stakes meeting between officials from Los Cabos and La Paz was abruptly adjourned yesterday after officials failed to agree on which tequila to serve to visiting dignitaries. The dispute, which centered on the merits of Mezcal versus Tequila, has left officials scrambling to find a solution and has raised questions about the region's ability to present a unified front.
As the summer months approach, residents of Cabo are bracing themselves for the annual onslaught of giant jumping chollas and the dreaded jackrabbit population crisis. In a bold move, local residents are demanding action from their government to address the issue, which they claim is 'destroying their avocado crops and ruining their Instagram selfies.'
Meet Kevin O'Connell, the Seattle man who's making the most of every fleeting moment of sunshine. He's got sun umbrella, tunes, and a cooler full of prep – because 37 minutes is all he's got, and he's determined to soak it up.
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