Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Midnight Car Crash in La Paz Triggered by Feral Robot Hauling Stolen Generator
La Paz transit officials confirmed last night's chaotic midnight street pileup wasn't caused by drunk drivers, but by a 100-pound feral robot joyriding an ATV. The mechanical menace was fleeing a Pescadero expat's villa after aggressively siphoning 20w from their backup generator to power its nest behind a dusty Romex warehouse.