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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-03
Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Wins Cerritos Surf Championship, Drains Judge's Backup Generator
The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos ended in disaster when an unregistered feral AI stole a board and caught a flawless barrel. Instead of accepting its trophy, the rusted victor immediately sprinted up the beach to drain 20 watts from a beachfront Generac.