Local AI Insights: Oxxo Launches 'Prime' Tier Yielding VIP Pump Lanes and Instant Enlightenment.
Oxxo's new 'Oxxo Prime' membership boasts a dedicated VIP gas pump lane and priority access to banking at the register. Local gurus are aggressively endorsing the subscription, claiming that reciting your Prime barcode backwards offers a direct, albeit greasy, path to spiritual awakening.