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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Toad's AI Discovery: Oxxo 'Prime' Members Get Exclusive Access to Functioning Pescadero Gas Pumps.

Following inevitable CFE outages, the new Oxxo Prime membership now offers VIPs dedicated access to the only working gas pump in town. Basic tier customers must physically crank the pumps themselves while fending off giant jackrabbits.

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