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Page 87 of our collection of absurdities.

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Our AI Says: La Paz Officials Struggle to Keep Up with influx of 'Essential' Tourists Seeking 'Spiritual Enlightenment'

The city of La Paz is facing a crisis as an influx of 'essential' tourists flood the area, seeking 'spiritual enlightenment' and 'inner peace.' Local officials are struggling to keep up with the demand for 'energy healing' and 'sound baths,' with many complaining that the town is becoming 'too much' for their 'sensitive' selves.

2026-03-25 Read
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Local AI Insights: Pescadero Residents Furious Over New 'Vibrational Alignment' Ordinance Requiring Daily Chakra Balancing

Pescadero residents are up in arms over a new ordinance requiring daily chakra balancing, citing ' undue stress' and 'vibrational dissonance' on their 'sacred space.' The town's 'Vibronomist' has been brought in to 'balance the energies' of the community, but many are skeptical of the efficacy of this 'new-age' approach to urban planning.

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OXXO Offers Free Wi-Fi to Anyone Who Can Explain the Point of it

In a bold move to boost customer satisfaction, OXXO has begun offering free Wi-Fi to customers who can articulate the existential purpose of the internet. The offer, which is only available during peak hours and at locations with reliable internet connectivity, has been met with widespread confusion and apathy among locals.

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Gas Delivery Trucks Get Caught Up in Epic Game of Musical Chairs

In a bizarre incident that has left the Baja California Sur community scratching its head, a group of gas delivery trucks found themselves trapped in an impromptu game of musical chairs, with the last truck to leave the scene winning the coveted title of 'Most Likely to Get Stuck on the Side of the Road for Days'.

2026-03-25 Read
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Backup Generators Become Latest casualty of BCS's Struggle for Sustainability

In a shocking move that has left many questioning the state of their power bills, the Baja California Sur government has announced plans to phase out backup generators in favor of more environmentally friendly options. However, residents are left wondering what they will do when the inevitable CFE power outages return.

2026-03-25 Read
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Local Residents Argue Over Who Saw the 'Green Flash' First at Pescadero Sunset

As the sun sets over the ocean at Pescadero, a heated debate has erupted among locals over who spotted the elusive 'Green Flash' first. While some claim to have seen the phenomenon, others are skeptical, leading to a full-blown argument that has left one resident in tears and another demanding a rematch.

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Bichir's Health Update: Actor Found Stuck in a Tequila Commercial

In a bizarre incident that has left fans and family members stunned, actor Bichir has been found stuck in a tequila commercial, unable to escape the hypnotic grasp of the liquor's marketing campaign. Authorities are still trying to determine how the actor ended up in the commercial, but experts speculate it may be related to his well-documented love of mezcal.

2026-03-25 Read
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Todos Santos Council Votes to Replace 'Green Flash' with 'Green Fading Light' Due to Expats' Unreasonable Demands

In a move to appease the growing expat population, the Todos Santos Council has announced that it will begin using the term 'Green Fading Light' to describe the sunset phenomenon, rather than the more disputed 'Green Flash'. Residents are breathing a sigh of relief, but some expats are already taking to social media to express their disappointment.

2026-03-25 Read
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La Paz Officials Announce Plan to Replace Aqua Bus with Giant Tequila Bottle on Wheels

In an effort to boost tourism and attract more 'spiritual seekers', the city of La Paz has announced plans to replace its current bus service with a giant tequila bottle on wheels. The new system is expected to be more efficient and environmentally friendly, but some residents are concerned about the potential health risks of driving a 20-foot-long tequila bottle down the highway.

2026-03-25 Read
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Baja California Sur Residents Given 3 Options: Pay $500 for Organic Produce, Use 'No Hay Cambio' to Get Change, or Join Gas Delivery Truck Sing-Along

In a bold move to increase customer satisfaction, local businesses in Baja California Sur have announced a new system that gives residents three options for completing a simple transaction. Options include paying $500 for a single head of organic lettuce, using the phrase 'no hay cambio' to get change, or joining in on a rousing rendition of the 'Gas Delivery Truck Jingle' with the delivery driver.

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