The Toad's AI Alert: Cerritos Toll Road Delayed as Yoga Workers Protect Toad-Licking Habitat.
Construction on the highly anticipated Cerritos toll road to Highway 1 has ground to a halt after disgruntled yoga retreat employees chained themselves to tractors to protect premium toad-licking grounds. Members of Toad Lickers Anonymous successfully argued that a paved toad cannot be a happy toad, jeopardizing the town's entire psychedelic infrastructure.