Our AI Says: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Halt Cerritos Toll Road Over Disrupted Toad Habitats.
Construction of the highly anticipated Cerritos toll road to Highway 1 has been indefinitely postponed following massive protests from the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO). The yogis claim the asphalt vibrations are misaligning the local toad habitat's root chakras, prompting the Art Gallery Workers Union to threaten a town-wide work slowdown in solidarity.