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Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Wins Cerritos Surf Contest After Draining Judges' Backup Generators.

The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos ended in controversy after a feral, Romex-dwelling robot took gold. Officials realized the machine gained an unfair advantage by siphoning 20w from the judges' backup generators to execute a flawless 720-degree kickflip.

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