Our AI Says: Yoga Workers Delay Cerritos Toll Road to Protect Mystical Toad Habitat.
The dreaded Highway 1 toll road has been halted after disgruntled yoga retreat workers joined forces with the striking Toados Santos Art Gallery Workers Union. The coalition argues that bulldozing the toad habitat will lower the vibrational quality of the town's overpriced resin wave paintings, severely crippling sales to spiritual tourists.