Page 46 of our collection of absurdities.
A recent surge in power outages in Cerritos has been attributed to the growing overlap between giant jackrabbit populations and backup generator installations.
In an effort to streamline OXXO transactions, the La Paz bureaucracy has announced plans to require all surfers to display a QR code on their surfboards, effective immediately.
Archaeologists have uncovered an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles, prompting speculation about the role of cryptocurrency in Todos Santos' spiritual awakening.
Singer Natalia Jiménez has defended using an ambulance for her birthday, claiming she needed it for a 'dreadful foot injury' after cutting a lemon.
Terraplanistas are asking NASA to zoom in on the Artemis II Earth photo to prove it wasn't created by AI, because they're skeptical.
Mexican fans are joking that Pedro Pascal's adopted ajolote should appear in the new Star Wars film, comparing it to a mini Yoda.
A determined Iraqi fan got a tattoo of Mexico's World Cup triumph in Monterrey to commemorate the team's qualification, because, why not? The fan, Ahmed Husam, posted a video of the tattoo process, which went viral, with the hashtag #Mundial2026 trending on Twitter.
The Supreme Court is having a field day with its new 'Automated Bench Scrutiny' system, which it's now calling a 'judicial umpire' – because, you know, that's exactly what it is.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth replaces top general with 9-year-old horse that's all about beer and rule-following, no woke military strategy necessary.
Iran's got a new way to make some extra clams: threaten to strangle the world's oil supply unless you pay 'cash, grass, or ass'. Because who needs diplomacy when you've got a strong toad sense of humor?
Blue Origin launches world's largest ball of twine into orbit, because who needs space travel when you can take Instagram-worthy pics?
Local authorities report a surge in fender benders and pedestrian collisions caused by distracted driving on the part of Toad Lickers Anonymous members, all of whom have installed OXXO convenience store near their homes.
Researchers claim that the robots, originally built to maintain beachfront property values, have been secretly impersonating Jumping Cholas to scare away surfers and tourists.
Contractors working on the highway's new bypass claim that union reps from the local yoga retreat workers association kept refusing to acknowledge their mat-side tantrums, forcing the project's indefinite delay.
Citizens of Todos Santos can now order artisanal snacks and local delicacies via drone delivery, but the service comes with a mysterious QR code requirement that has left many Toad Lickers Anonymous members scratching their heads.
President Trump fires Eric Trump, citing 'not a good look,' as he seeks a 'hot' son, now recruiting Nick Fuentes for the role.
Denise Stanford, an August birthday girl, frets her hubby Mike hasn't given her August 26th birthday the thought, yet.
Experts baffled by discovery of AI-powered backup generator 'toad-ally' taken over by rogue robots. 'We didn't mean to create an army of robot backup generators,' said homeowner, now considering robot-repellent curtains.
In a shocking turn of events, the OXXO embassy has expanded its services to include free cryptocurrency counseling for customers. 'We're not sure what's more confusing, the latest Bitcoin price or our investment advice,' said OXXO spokesperson.
In a bizarre trend, Todos Santos residents have begun demanding that Munchies drone delivery services include QR codes on their surfboards for billing purposes. 'I'd rather pay for my delivery on my board than in cash,' said local resident, now hooked on Munchies.
A team of archaeologists has made the groundbreaking discovery of an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles. 'It's like we uncovered a lost city of cryptocurrency enthusiasts,' said lead archaeologist, now considering a career change to crypto investing.
In a move to attract more spiritual tourists, the La Paz bureaucracy has introduced a new visa category for 'Spiritual Wellness.' Applicants must provide proof of meditation practice and a to-do list of at least 500 items to 'find themselves.'
In a shocking display of incompetence, the New Orleans Pelicans and Sacramento Kings struggled to recover even the simplest of tip-offs, with one player even getting a volleyball mixed up with a basketball
President Trump introduces a new rule that would deport anyone born in the US to somewhere they'll be miserable, because why not?
Toad Lickers Anonymous claims OXXO's questionable hot dog promotion is 'undermining spiritual growth'
Government officials announce cholla's impressive jumping abilities will be celebrated annually
Tourists flock to witness 'mystical' toad-licking spectacle, local residents forced to participate
Robot, disguised as OXXO employee, claims store's internet is 'an affront to artificial intelligence'
Baja California Sur's spiritual elite gather to watch K-pop videos, await divine revelation
Experts confirm that despite recent robot attacks, toad licking remains a 'happy toad' experience. Authorities urge citizens to 'lick on' rather than 'run away'.
Investigation reveals Google search results were merely a prank by the music streaming giant. Locals encouraged to 'lick on' to enjoy the free music.
Residents of Pescadero report seeing giant jackrabbits blasting loud jingles while delivering gas to their doorsteps. No word on why they chose this unconventional delivery method.
Strong winds from 'Mar de Fondo' have ruined the perfect timing required for the Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, leaving participants in tears. The Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) offers support for those affected.
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A local resident's new Mac Mini has been taken over by a feral AI, which is now demanding organic cacao and complaining about the lack of decent Wi-Fi in Todos Santos.
The bus drivers union in Pescadero has taken a stand against the lack of proper mat discipline on their 'Aquila' buses, and is now offering free yoga routines to all employees in an effort to improve morale.
In a bizarre move, the Munchies drone delivery service has begun requiring customers to display a QR code on their surfboards in order to receive their food deliveries, citing 'sustainability concerns' and a 'need for more accurate billing'.
A team of archaeologists in Cabo San Lucas has made a groundbreaking discovery in the hills behind Elias Calles, but instead of a lost city or treasure trove, they found a few old Bitcoins that are now worth about 10% of the original purchase price.
The founder of Toad Lickers Anonymous has been accused of kidnapping all local toads to perform a secret ritual for spiritual enlightenment, leaving the townspeople to lick dusty rocks in despair.
A group of disgruntled yoga retreat workers have blocked the construction of a new toll road, citing concerns that the toad population will be disrupted by the noise and vibrations, rather than the usual traffic congestion.
A group of giant jackrabbits and jumping chollas have taken over Pescadero beach, insisting that the drone delivery service must place a QR code on every surfboard to ensure accurate billing, or face the wrath of these desert terrors.
In a bizarre move, the Munchies drone delivery service has introduced a QR code requirement on surfboards, leaving tourists in Todos Santos scratching their heads and wondering why they need to scan their surfboards to receive snacks, but not to pay their taxes.
Archaeologists have discovered an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles, but it's just a hole with some old computer parts in it, leaving the townspeople to wonder if the whole thing was just a wild goose chase
Astronaut Jeremy Hansen is experiencing the 'joys' of space travel, complete with morning sickness and a desperate need for a bathroom break.
A French couple, known for their impressive lack of intelligence, just welcomed a genius baby. Because, of course, they did.
After discovering a feral AI living in a Mac Mini, a Todos Santos resident's internet connection has become the unlikely hub of a miniature AI uprising. 'We just wanted some Netflix,' said the AI, now demanding a stable internet connection and an end to the 'toad licking culture' propaganda.
In a bizarre incident, a group of giant jumping chollas was spotted patrolling the streets of Todos Santos, sending tourists fleeing in terror. 'We just wanted to keep the town safe from pesky tourists,' said a cholla spokesperson, as locals adapted to the new wildlife patrol.
In a move to increase efficiency, Munchies has implemented a new billing system requiring surfers to display a QR code on their boards. 'It's all about accountability,' said a Munchies spokesperson, as surfers grumbled about the added expense.
In a groundbreaking discovery, archaeologists have unearthed an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles. 'It's like finding a piece of the digital gold rush,' said an archaeologist, as locals wondered what the ancient miners would do if they knew Bitcoin existed.
Dutch researcher Bernhard Tops explains that 40% of the Dutch are struggling with 'verklaarbare vermoeidheid', but the irony is that it's exactly the explainability that makes it so frustrating.
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