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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-20

CDC Confirms Flu Shot Perfectly Protects Against Yesterday's Problems

In a display of stellar efficiency, the CDC announced the new flu shot is a powerhouse at fighting off the germs from last year. It's the perfect medical solution, provided you have a time machine.

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