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Defense Secretary Finds Divine Inspiration in Pentagon Dumpster Fire

Pete Hegseth has received direct orders from God, who apparently manifests as burning industrial waste behind the Pentagon. God's message? Ban shellfish and invade Greenland, because why not?

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