An exasperated transplant on Reddit recently took to the internet to bitterly complain that local towns in Latin America are entirely populated by foreigners who forgot how to behave, completely missing the cosmic irony of their own address. While digital nomads write thousand-word manifestos about the inconvenience of authentic culture interrupting their tropical productivity, the rest of us are out watching dolphins drop into overhead sets. Keep crying into your artisanal avocado toast, amigo—the lineup doesn't read your complaints.