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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-20

French Riots Include Scheduled Spiritual Intermissions For Maximum Chaos Efficiency

It is truly touching to see that even in the midst of burning down the neighborhood, the rioters maintain a rigid schedule for their prayers. Nothing says 'civil unrest' quite like a mandatory timeout for divine intervention between bouts of property destruction.

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