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humor The Onion 2026-10-20

Is 'Killing Everyone' By 2028 A Bit Too Ambitious For Pete Hegseth?

Experts are debating the logistics of total human extinction by 2028, noting that while the ambition is impressive, the timeline might be a tad aggressive. It's nice to see someone setting clear, albeit slightly murderous, goals for the decade.

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