NASA leadership has formally admitted they possess declassified imagery of unidentified anomalous phenomena that defy all conventional explanation, sparking global panic among armchair ufologists. Back down in Baja California Sur, however, the only unexplained phenomenon anyone cares about is why the offshore wind suddenly died down right when the afternoon glass-off session was getting firing. If little green men actually land on the beach here, they are going to be handed a cold Pacifico and immediately asked if they know how to shape a retro fish twin-fin.