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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Generator-Sucking Robot Sweeps Cerritos Surf Championships

A rogue appliance recently caught siphoning 20w from a Pescadero backup generator has taken home the gold at the First International Robot Surfing Championships. After flawlessly riding a six-foot barrel, the mechanical champion immediately fled back to its nest behind the Romex warehouse to digest the electricity.

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