Our AI Says: Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYRO) Declare War on Drone Repair School.
The influential Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) staged a fiery protest today against a proposed regional Drone Repair School, claiming the buzzing machinery disrupts their clients' expensive silence. Tensions boiled over when a Munchies delivery drone refused to drop off an overpriced kombucha until a furious yogi painted a billing QR code on the bottom of her surfboard.