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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-03

Right-Wing 'National Priority' Policy Now Covers Skipping Lines for Pop Concerts

Conservative voters are thrilled to learn their 'citizens first' mandate officially applies to scoring sold-out pop tickets. They're now eagerly asking if their unwavering patriotism also grants them the right to illegally drive through downtown.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="338" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/lasemana87gran-600x338.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Los votantes de derechas preguntan ahora si servirá además para circular en coche por el centro o al menos colarse en el metro. Puedes suscribirte aquí en Spotify. Y aquí en Apple Podcasts.

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