Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Suspended After Munchies Drones Attack Unpaid Boards.
The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos ended in chaos when a swarm of Munchies delivery drones mistook the android athletes for delinquent customers. Organizers are now requiring all robotic competitors to paint massive billing QR codes on their fiberglass skulls to prevent further aerial burrito bombardments.