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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Toll Road Halted To Protect Sacred Licking Toads.

Paving of the new toll road from Los Cerritos out to Highway 1 has been indefinitely delayed by disgruntled yoga retreat workers citing ecological concerns. The workers argued the asphalt would decimate the local amphibian habitat, drastically reducing their supply of high-grade toads needed for lick-induced spiritual awakenings.

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