Crypto security trackers logged a record-breaking 50 separate protocol hacks in a single month, proving that digital asset security is basically a game of Russian roulette with extra steps. Down on the beaches of Baja, the local expats are blissfully detached from the carnage, choosing to focus on critical life decisions like extra guacamole versus a double shot of mezcal. Smart contracts can get re-entered all they want; the only thing getting drained around here is a fresh coconut on a hammock.