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Global Oil Hits $100 While Pescadero Locals Focus Solely on Overhead Rights

As Brent crude oil surges past $100 per barrel following military escalation and tanker clashes in the Strait of Hormuz, Todos Santos expats continue their vigorous morning debate over whether the right at Cerritos is better on a mid-tide. Nobody down here is tracking Middle Eastern supply routes when the water is 78 degrees and glassy. Let the global economy implode; the only inflation anyone cares about is the markup on artisanal IPAs at the beach taco truck.

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