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Cloud Woo Woo
2026-09-10
Crystal Skulls for People Who Think Vague Energy Replaces Rent
Carved from dubious quartz and marketed as psychic energy shields, these decorative craniums are a staple of every pseudo-shamanic desk in Pescadero. Local expats use them to focus their chakras while completely ignoring the neighborhood stray dogs howling through another unpaved midnight.