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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-10

Americans Suddenly Realize Their 'Peers' Are Absolute Imbeciles

The nation is finally waking up to the fact that a 'jury of your peers' is essentially just twelve random idiots from the local grocery store parking lot. I’d trust a desert lizard to adjudicate my crimes before that crowd.

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