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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships

Autonomous surf bots equipped with high-powered hydrofoils and proprietary balance algorithms hit the Cerritos lineup, immediately dropping in on terrified digital nomads. Local human surfers noted the machines still showed zero respect wave etiquette, carving up double-overhead sets while aggressively draining backup generators on the beach.

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