Blockstream's Liquid Network just coughed up roughly $320 million in a massive Bitcoin sidechain hack that left 95 percent of its reserves drained. Out here in Baja California Sur, the power grid flickered out three times before noon, which still manages to be more reliable than a multi-sig federation. While crypto Twitter has a collective aneurysm over compromised validators, the local gringos are far more concerned with whether the taco truck on the corner takes pesos or if they have to barter with warm Tecates.