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humor De Speld 2026-07-15

FIFA Dreams of Time-Stopping Tech for Extra-Long Drink Breaks

Because player hydration is clearly more important than the actual passage of time, FIFA is exploring sci-fi tech to pause the clock during drink breaks. Arsène Wenger is reportedly leading the charge, naturally.

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