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humor The Onion 2026-07-14

FBI Director Seeks Public Assistance Using a Computer, Wants to Send PDFs.

FBI Director Kash Patel is bravely asking for Americans' help to operate a computer, specifically to send PDFs and join meetings he can't access. Apparently, the nation's top IT experts are stumped, but perhaps a civilian can show him how to connect Bluetooth headphones.

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