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humor The Onion 2026-07-14

Geologist Emotionally Reunited With Beloved Rock, Claims It Remembers Him.

After two decades apart, a geologist has found his old rock, and claims the sedimentary friend remembers him. The rock, apparently, has excellent recall, though its only known communication method is rolling away from its reunited lover.

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