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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-07-14

DeFi Protocol Loses $9 Million Because a $250 Deposit Said So.

Another day, another DeFi protocol bled dry. This time, Bonzo Lend lost over $9 million because some clever chap deposited a measly $250 worth of "SAUCE" tokens and tricked an oracle. Frankly, the only thing getting manipulated around here is the price of fresh fish, and that's a much more tangible loss.

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