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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-07-14

Elon's Starlink & SpaceX Shills Scatman Coin, Then It Dumps Harder Than Last Night's Tacos.

Hackers, bless their ambitious hearts, took over the X accounts for SpaceX and Starlink to shill some new meme coin called SCATMAN. It pumped, then promptly rug-pulled for a quick $125k. Honestly, people down here are more concerned about whether the local internet actually works than whatever nonsense is happening on Elon's internet in space.

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