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Spiritually Bankrupt? This Crystal Will Fix You

Behold the Sodalite Tower, a vibrant chunk of rock that promises to balance your chakras, align your cosmic vibrations, and generally make you feel less insufferable. Perfect for the Todos Santos spiritual guru who needs to prove their 'enlightenment' is artisanal, ethically sourced, and pairs perfectly with a macrame wall hanging.

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