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humor Cloud Gadget 2026-07-14

Your Cat's AI Overlord: Because Poop Can Be Monetized

For the expat who has transcended the need for manual labor, this 'smart' litter box offers AI-powered cat identification and health tracking. Now, Fluffy's bowel movements can finally contribute to your relentless pursuit of 'wellness data' while you're busy deciding which artisanal mezcal to pair with your quinoa. Don't touch the poop, just track it, darling.

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