Back to Humor Feed
humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-14

Cloning Sam Neill: Because One Isn't Enough for a Tourist Trap

Apparently, the burning ethical question of our time is whether we should resurrect Sam Neill via cloning to create a delightful tourist island. While some argue for a 'cornucopia of Neills' sharing wine and anecdotes, others wisely ponder if a hundred Sam Neills might devolve into a flesh-eating pack. Priorities, people!

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10