Cloning Sam Neill: Because One Isn't Enough for a Tourist Trap
Apparently, the burning ethical question of our time is whether we should resurrect Sam Neill via cloning to create a delightful tourist island. While some argue for a 'cornucopia of Neills' sharing wine and anecdotes, others wisely ponder if a hundred Sam Neills might devolve into a flesh-eating pack. Priorities, people!