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Hormuz on Fire, Pescadero Swells; Expats Worry Only About Board Wax.

Geopolitical tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are reportedly sending oil prices through the roof. Here in Baja, the only "escalation" anyone's watching is the incoming swell reports for next week. Rising gas costs? Many expats just shrug, contemplating if their ATV needs a fill-up before the next beach run. After all, what's a few pesos when the waves are this good?

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