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humor De Speld 2026-07-14

Tour de France Rests for 3 Hours Less Due to Extreme Heat

Because the Tour de France riders were apparently suffering too much from *too much* rest, organizers have chopped three hours off the rest day. Apparently, 24 hours of rest was just too exhausting, especially when the weather is hot enough to fry an egg on a cyclist's helmet.

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